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Pricing/Terms
$15 for 1k flat-rate NSFW (includes erotica and gore)
$10 for 1k flat-rate GA/T fic
All fics will be one-shots at about 1k words. At this time, I will only write fic in exchange for payment– no art-trades, please. Once an outline is established, I will request payment, and keep you updated on the fic’s progress. It is your choice on whether you would like me to publish the fic on AO3, a private google doc, or both. If I have reservations about the content-matter, I will elect to not publish it.

Payment Methods
I accept Kofi, Venmo, or CashApp

General Terms
Use the fic as much as you like to share, add to your character sheets, art comms, etc.
Do not claim the fic as your own writing/re-"publish"
Do not submit this work to any zines, etc.
Credit back to my handle/tag as either dotfuls or smolperidot
No refunds after fic is completed
1k fics will be completed no longer than two weeks starting from when the outline is agreed upon. Should this change, you will be notified ASAP
I do not have a beta-reader

Will/Won't Write
Will write: Erotica/smut, horror/gore, crack-fic, crossovers, character-studies, hurt/comfort, fluff, major character death, poly/OT3, mech/cyber (nsfw included), AUs, ooc/headcanon-based fic (within reason), OCs (price will be adjusted for any additional character/lore research), genfic, ask for more!Will not write: Rape/non-con, shota/loli, NSFW involving minor characters or characters who canonically appear as minors (such as Claudia from Interview with the Vampire), aging-up for NSFW fic, A/B/O, anthro/furry, pregnancy/birth, futa (trans charas/headcanons are ok! i am referring to this specific fetish), RPF, anything involving hate speech. I am at will to deny anything not listed on here that I am not comfortable or informed enough to write about.

Fantasy: Good Omens (Novel and TV series), Star Wars (Films, some Mando, some Rebels), The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit (Films), Harry Potter (Main series books and films), Stardust (Film), Syfy’s Alice, Pirates of the Caribbean (1-3), Doctor Who (Revival TV series especially seasons 1-8, some Torchwood), Once Upon a Time (Seasons 1-3), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Welcome to Nightvale (Radioshow, earlier seasons), The X-Files (Seasons 1-4), Twilight (Books, first film)
Comic-based media: Ask, familiar with some films and animated media– Mostly X-Men/Deadpool and Spider-Verse films, early MCU films, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Killing Stalking.

Anime: One-Punch Man (Season 1 anime, webcomic, manga), Sailor Moon (90s anime), Fullmetal Alchemist (2003 and Brotherhood)Western Animation: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Transformers: Prime, Regular Show, Castlevania (Season 1), Mystery Inc., Rick and MortyVideo Games: Overwatch, American McGee’s Alice, Mystic Messenger, Doki Doki Literature Club, The Legend of Zelda, Dream Daddy, Stardew Valley, Pokemon, Fallout 4, Detroit: Become Human, Undertale
Musicals: Sweeney Todd (Sondheim), Into the Woods (Sondheim), Les Miserables (Schoenberg), Wicked (Schwartz, book), Hadestown (Mitchell), Hamilton (Miranda), Repo! The Genetic Opera (Film), The Devil’s Carnival/Alleluia!(Short films)The Phantom of the Opera: Andrew Lloyd Webber musical: stage versions, 2004 film, Love Never Dies, Gaston Leroux novel, Susan Kay’s Phantom, Yeston and Koppit’s Phantom, 1990 Miniseries, Phantom of the Paradise, 1925 film, please don’t make me list more i can probably write a lot of phanfic for you, including the wishbone episode.Other: Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Persuasion (Austen), Ted Lasso, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries (Webseries), Nothing Much to Do (Webseries), K/D/A (based on League of Legends characters), Dracula (Stoker)Common Ships:
The Phantom/The Persian, The Phantom/Christine Daae, Raoul De Chagny/Christine Daae, Christine Daae/Meg Giry, Enjolras/Grantaire, Mulder/Scully, Magma Leader Maxie/Aqua Leader Archie, Steven Stone/Wallace, Magma Admin Courtney/Aqua Admin Shelly, The Doctor/The Master(/Missy), The Doctor/River Song, Saitma/Genos, Genos/Sonic, Saitama/Fubuki, Evelynn/Akali, Widowmaker/Sombra, Soldier 76/Reaper, Tracer/Emily, Aziraphale/Crowley, Finn/Rey/Poe, Kylo/Hux, Hatter/Alice, Gimli/Legolas… Please just ask. I will write your ship (within my terms).

my beef with the term 'anti' is that it really bothers me how black-and-white fandom has become. it's utterly ridiculous to me that y'all take your waifus and husbandos that seriously. it's not that deep. folks are gonna be out there liking taboo shit, folks are gonna be out there not wanting to see taboo shit right in front of their salad.no one is making some grand statement like what you fucking like stop going after people for this shit. fandom spaces are stigmatized enough as it is, derivative endeavours should have celebration.i'm not your fucking therapist and i'm not your fucking aunt. don't call me an 'anti' bc i think your inc--st p--rn is goofy and whack. who the fuck cares what i think if i'm not coming for you, don't fucking come for me. i don't like quinoa either it tastes like fucking fingernail clippings, leave me the fuck alone. go ship your brothers shimada in peace it is not for me jesus fucking christ mary and brosph.